I went to the local coffee place.
Drive thru coffee… nothing better.
I got a Large Turtle Freezer.
Yes. A Freezer. Not a frappuccino. Dont you DARE say frappuccino to these people… they simply WILL NOT let it slide.
Seriously. The first time I did it, I thought that the barista was just being a bitch… she stopped me mid-order.
Me: “Yeah, I want, like a um… yeah… a grande chocolate caramel frappacino with whipped…..”
Her: “No. No. Excuse me. Its a Freezer. We dont have frappuccino’s here. And its not a grande, its a medium.”
Me: *shocked and belittled* “………………. May I please have a medium freezer…. please?”
The next time I went, stupid me, I forgot the previous incident. I went about placing my order in the same StarbucksĀ© fashion. This time I got a guy barista basically bitching me out. I mean, these people lay it on you. They stop you in the middle of whatever you are saying and correct you. And not in a nice way, in a completely rude way they do it. But it puts you in your place real quick… and your place, is evidently not a wannabe StarbucksĀ©.
But I digress…. so I ordered my usual. Large Turtle FREEZER. With an extra shot of expresso. Whipped Cream. Chocolate and Caramel drizzled on top. It was long gone before we returned home. The coffee place is basically right down the road.
It was so delicious. And Im all “buzzed” now. That good coffee buzz. One of very few “buzzes” that are legal in the United States. Im freezing my ass off now though. They arent lying when they call the fucking things freezers.
I wanted to get a job at the coffee place.
Because I would learn how to make kick ass expresso.
And. I would totally be ganking their fucking coffee allllllll dayyyyy loooonnnngggg.
I decided against it though… because I dont want to be like the crazy person that you think is all coked up… but it turns out they just drink too much red bull.
Which reminds me… Adam Brody’s character “Jack” in the movie “Thank You For Smoking” is hilarious. The movie, overall, was pretty good. I wont say that it blew me away and took me to new film heights. But it was certainly worth the watch. The trailer is horrible. Makes the movie look boring and only partially funny, if that. But trust me. Its good.
Wordpress apparently has an issue with embedding things… ? Thats gay.
Anyway. Here is a link to the trailer.